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Friday, May 22, 2015

Funny E-Cards For Families

Mom-m-m-mm
 

Get gnarled.


Job logic.


  
Tried.


Budding genius.


Hunger games.


 
Count on me.


Natural evolution.


You kiddin'? Ain't no sunshine when you're homeless.

 
Just normal.


 Don't sweat the small e-stuff.

 
 Good times ahead.


Thanks for being a fair mom.


 
 Dream-shattering sounds.


 Retirement planning.


 Sibling love.


Publishers' fault.


Darn my spoilsport friends.


Wino confessions.


Your deprived debut!


Thursday, January 22, 2015

Paternity Test Kits on Sale: Huge Savings!!

Baby Deals Alerts: DIY Paternity Test Kits

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No more doubts, no more guessing, get peace of mind.


If you want to know or be sure of the paternity of your baby here is a popular, paternity testing system that you can use in the privacy of your home:

 

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* All lab costs are Included for 1 suspected father and 1 child, STK paternity testing lab is ISO 9001 compliant and accredited with the AABB
* STK paternity tests are 99999% accurate, less than 1 chance in a 100,000 for a false positive

And more....

(Note: Not for use in New York State)

 


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Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Predict Baby Gender Kits Are On SALE!!

 Boy or Girl? No More Guesswork - Find Out Early!

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BABY DEALS ALERT: Two popular gender prediction kits in the marketplace for curious parents who wish to know the gender of their baby early in the pregnancy:


  


Popular Baby Gender Reveal Kit

Baby Gender Reveal Kit Prenatal Sex Test for Early Pregnancy (ON SALE TODAY: 2 COMPLETE KITS for the price of 1. Everything Needed to Learn the Gender of Your Baby
as Early as 6 Weeks into Your Pregnancy.)






(Find out the gender of your baby as early as 10 weeks into your pregnancy.)




Tuesday, September 16, 2014

3 Issues that Affect FERTILITY of Couples



3 Main Factors Affecting Fertility in Both Genders - Key Points:

  • Smoking:


    The effects of first-hand smoke are well documented.

    2nd hand smoke (inhaling other people's smoke) - insidious and just as deadly.

    3rd hand smoke (find toxins in your furniture, etc.) - impacts ovarian aging, etc.
Reversible within a year after stopping smoking.

  • Cell phones and Laptops:

Should you keep your cell-phone in the front pocket or back pocket?

Or even on your pelvis at all?!

Affects motility of sperm.


And then there's the HEAT from your laptop (not to mention the electromagnetic emissions) which lowers sperm count.
Using a laptop-pad to dissipate the heat is ... false security!
Note: 30% of infertility stems from the MALE (contrary to popular belief).
So, it's a double whammy for sperm cells - lower motility AND sperm count!

x

  •  Lifestyle, Stress, Alcohol... (Non-genetic, Non-congenital Issues):

May take longer to conceive with high stress levels, insufficient sleep, and hgh alcohol intake.
Steroids, obesity, herbicides, TV-watching, etc. impact sperm-count / sperm-normality negatively.


The message is clear: Dry out for a while (both partners) if you wish to conceive.

Some countries are proactive in trying to stop the decline in their (aging) populations due to decreasing birth rates by providing incentives or assistance to couples. Check out what your local agencies provide and take it from there, if this applies. One effect of the different birth rates or fertility of different groups mean that the demographic dynamics of a country or region may change or is changing significantly and within a relatively short time.

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Documentary: The Disappearing Male

Is Your Fertility Safe? Take a Look:

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*"Infertility Rates are Rising as Sperm Counts Drop"

"One couple in the film described the waiting room at their infertility clinic as similar to an emergency room – packed with lines extending down the hall. Infertility is more common than many think these days. An estimated 1 in 6 American couples struggle with getting pregnant each year1 and there's compelling evidence that hormone-disrupting environmental chemicals are partly to blame.





The problem with low sperm counts has become so severe that the World Health Organization has had to continually drop what’s considered a ‘normal’ sperm count to lower and lower levels over the last several decades, lest too many men be classified as infertile.

Chemicals that may disrupt sperm count and quality are pervasive in today's modern world. They lurk in personal care products, food containers, medical tubing, toys and more. Bisphenol-A (BPA) and phthalates are two of the most well known culprits..." 

We tend to take our fertility for granted and may not be aware of how chemical and other pollutants affect it until we try to start a family. So what better time than now to learn how to help ourselves and protect our fertility >





*Courtesy of mercola.com

Friday, August 2, 2013

The Lighter Side of Parenthood #2: How to Wrap Your Newborn

The Lighter Side of Parenthood #2: 
How to Swaddle Your Newborn

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"Tuck it in nice and snug like a burrito ... "


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"It's a burrito, you don't want the meat to fall out ... "


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"It's good but it's a little tight ..."


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"Done! I win!"


Tips for Royal Baby Nannies: How to Swaddle a Newborn Baby


Monday, January 14, 2013

How to Get Pregnant Naturally

How to Get Pregnant Naturally

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Infertility may be broadly defined as the "INABILITY to get PREGNANT after trying for at least ONE YEAR without using any BIRTH CONTROL".


Infertility treatments

What Kind of Infertility Treatments?

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Infertility is a global public health concern and affects approximately 10% - 15% of couples worldwide. This condition may stem from numerous anomalies in the body, ranging from infections and cysts in the ovaries and reproductive tract, to the disproportionate secretion of hormones by the glands. Infertility treatments are many, and are of various kinds. The best way to tackle it is to identify the exact cause of this condition and then alleviate it.


The Real Cause of Infertility

What Are The Real Causes of Infertility?

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Infertility can be defined in two ways: as inability to conceive after a year of regular sexual intercourse without contraception, or as repeated ectopic pregnancies, miscarriages or perinatal loss. Male and female specific factors account for about 30% of the infertility causes (individually);the combination of male and female causation leads to an additional 20% and the remaining 20% are caused by uncertain origins.

Signs of Infertility

What Exactly is INFERTILITY?

The problems with either conceiving a child, or with carrying out the pregnancy to its eventual fruitful end, fall under the definition of infertility. Infertility is the incapability of an individual to become pregnant, in case of females, or the incapability to induce pregnancy, in case of the males. The inability of an individual to carry out a pregnancy to its full term is also dubbed infertility. How does one recognize infertility? What are the signs of infertility?

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Video Baby Quotations

Video Baby Quotations
 

Don't take the Child out of Your Child
And He'll help You find YOURS.

M L Hua
 18-12-2012


See what Einstein thought about Babies, Fairy Tales and Intelligence!


Saturday, December 15, 2012

Tips for Conceiving the Baby Gender of Your Choice

This video discusses the basics of conceiving, in particular, the sexual positions that will tip the scales in your favour for conceiving the baby gender of your choice, according to the Shettles Method. Remember NATURAL methods are NOT 100 per cent foolproof - but you have better chances of success if you 'tipped the scales' in your favour than if you did NOTHING at all!


Even though there is theoretically a 50/50 chance of conceiving either sex, in some families this ratio may be skewed in reality due to for example, an inherited tendency or other factors to have more boys than girls or vice versa.

Did you know that today sperm count is lower in men than say for their forbears due to many reasons eg. higher level of chemical and other pollution, use of laptops, mobile devices, etc.?

Tip: Do NOT place your laptop directly on your lap as there is evidence that 1) electromagnetic radiation as well as the 2) HEAT from your laptop - decreases sperm count!!**

Tip: Similarly with cell-phone storage - avoid storing them in your pocket close to your 'crown-jewels' as that will also reduce sperm count.**

(There are many more tips on the 'do's' and 'don'ts' on how to determine baby gender).

Note: also that pollutants like plastics in the environment eg. food stored or sold in plastic containers, disposable plastic-foam cups, etc., increase oestrogen in the surroundings amongst other things. Higher levels of oestrogen depress sperm count, as well as cause children to mature faster (cf. children are developing breasts at an earlier age.) High stress levels, eg. from work or business, personal financials and / or relationship issues also depress sperm count.

Tip: Don't move around immediately after sex but lie quietly for a while (for the woman) in order to increase the chances of getting pregnant especially if you are using the shallow sex technique (the position often advocated for determining girl gender where you are trying to stack the odds in favour of X-sperm success).

Deep penetration techniques that are recommended for determining boy gender stack the odds in favour of the Y-sperms, which swim faster and so reach the egg faster. Deep methods place the sperm closer to the cervix so the sprinters have a shorter distance to travel to reach their destination before they perish. This is more advantangeous for predicting boy gender especially if you have truly missed your ovulation date because the X-sperms, which are hardier 'long-distance runners' will outlive and beat the Y-sperms to the 'finishing line' - the ovum (egg)! Good, if you are determining girl gender for baby.

Go here to ARM yourself with the correct information on how to predict Baby gender.




**Further reading

Friday, December 14, 2012

The Lighter Side of Parenthood

Generation Z

I found these cute gems which I think you might enjoy, so here they are!

"Would you like to play on your Baby Gym now?"
"Nah!"

Sunday, December 9, 2012

What a Child Teaches His Parents: Quotations from Babies





You are his .... world, his everything,
he trusts you implicitly.
He's counting on you.

Don't fail him!
M. L Hua  9-dec-2012 




 "The best gift you can give your Child: NEVER
~Crush His Spirit, Stifle or
~Cage His Imagination!" 

Set Him Free
To Be The Best He Will Be!
M. L Hua  9-dec-2012






"Like there's no Tomorrow because all you're getting now
is ... Today."
M. L Hua  9-dec-2012


 



















A Child's Magical View of the World.

M. L Hua  9-dec-2012


Remember the time when your head and heart was filled with fairy tales as a kid?  Your baby is waiting to discover this with you!

Happily trip down memory lane again and rediscover the  
Magic with a Little Person who simply can't wait to
... share your joy with you

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He wants to fly? Then help him fly!


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Theory of Relativity as applied to ... Biology!

As you might be aware, Albert Einstein is the 
Father of The Theory of Relativity 
(as applied to Physics and Astronomy and ..... Biology as well, so it appears.)

 

Lastly but not least

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Don't take the Child out of Your Child
And he'll help you find YOURS!

M L Hua
 18-12-2012

 You can view this quotation in video format here.


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