Funny E-Cards For Families

Mom-m-m-mm

 

Get gnarled.

Job logic.

  

Tried.

Budding genius.

Hunger games.

 

Count on me.

Natural evolution.

You kiddin'? Ain't no sunshine when you're homeless.

 

Just normal.

 Don't sweat the small e-stuff.

 

 Good times ahead.

Thanks for being a fair mom.

 

 Dream-shattering sounds.

 Retirement planning.

 Sibling love.

Publishers' fault.

Darn my spoilsport friends.

Wino confessions.

Your deprived debut!

Paternity Test Kits on Sale: Huge Savings!!

Baby Deals Alerts: DIY Paternity Test Kits

No more doubts, no more guessing, get peace of mind.


If you want to know or be sure of the paternity of your baby here is a popular, paternity testing system that you can use in the privacy of your home:

 

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Predict Baby Gender Kits Are On SALE!!

 Boy or Girl? No More Guesswork - Find Out Early!

BABY DEALS ALERT: Two popular gender prediction kits in the marketplace for curious parents who wish to know the gender of their baby early in the pregnancy:

  

Popular Baby Gender Reveal Kit

Baby Gender Reveal Kit Prenatal Sex Test for Early Pregnancy (ON SALE TODAY: 2 COMPLETE KITS for the price of 1. Everything Needed to Learn the Gender of Your Baby
as Early as 6 Weeks into Your Pregnancy.)

 Popular Gender Prediction Test Kit

(Find out the gender of your baby as early as 10 weeks into your pregnancy.)

3 Issues that Affect FERTILITY of Couples

3 Main Factors Affecting Fertility in Both Genders - Key Points:

• Smoking:

  
  The effects of first-hand smoke are well documented.
  
  2nd hand smoke (inhaling other people's smoke) - insidious and just as deadly.
  
  3rd hand smoke (find toxins in your furniture, etc.) - impacts ovarian aging, etc.

Reversible within a year after stopping smoking.

• Cell phones and Laptops:

Should you keep your cell-phone in the front pocket or back pocket?

Or even on your pelvis at all?!

Affects motility of sperm.

And then there's the HEAT from your laptop (not to mention the electromagnetic emissions) which lowers sperm count.

Using a laptop-pad to dissipate the heat is ... false security!

Note: 30% of infertility stems from the MALE (contrary to popular belief).

So, it's a double whammy for sperm cells - lower motility AND sperm count!

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•  Lifestyle, Stress, Alcohol... (Non-genetic, Non-congenital Issues):

May take longer to conceive with high stress levels, insufficient sleep, and hgh alcohol intake.

Steroids, obesity, herbicides, TV-watching, etc. impact sperm-count / sperm-normality negatively.

The message is clear: Dry out for a while (both partners) if you wish to conceive.

Some countries are proactive in trying to stop the decline in their (aging) populations due to decreasing birth rates by providing incentives or assistance to couples. Check out what your local agencies provide and take it from there, if this applies. One effect of the different birth rates or fertility of different groups mean that the demographic dynamics of a country or region may change or is changing significantly and within a relatively short time.

Documentary: The Disappearing Male

Is Your Fertility Safe? Take a Look:

*"Infertility Rates are Rising as Sperm Counts Drop"

"One couple in the film described the waiting room at their infertility clinic as similar to an emergency room – packed with lines extending down the hall. Infertility is more common than many think these days. An estimated 1 in 6 American couples struggle with getting pregnant each year¹ and there's compelling evidence that hormone-disrupting environmental chemicals are partly to blame.

The Disappearing Male from Life in Pierce County on Vimeo

The problem with low sperm counts has become so severe that the World Health Organization has had to continually drop what’s considered a ‘normal’ sperm count to lower and lower levels over the last several decades, lest too many men be classified as infertile.

Chemicals that may disrupt sperm count and quality are pervasive in today's modern world. They lurk in personal care products, food containers, medical tubing, toys and more. Bisphenol-A (BPA) and phthalates are two of the most well known culprits..." 

We tend to take our fertility for granted and may not be aware of how chemical and other pollutants affect it until we try to start a family. So what better time than now to learn how to help ourselves and protect our fertility >

Watch Free Infertility Cure Video > HERE

*Courtesy of mercola.com

The Lighter Side of Parenthood #2: How to Wrap Your Newborn

The Lighter Side of Parenthood #2: 

How to Swaddle Your Newborn

"Tuck it in nice and snug like a burrito ... "

"It's a burrito, you don't want the meat to fall out ... "

"It's good but it's a little tight ..."

"Done! I win!"

Tips for Royal Baby Nannies: How to Swaddle a Newborn Baby

How to Get Pregnant Naturally

How to Get Pregnant Naturally

Infertility may be broadly defined as the "INABILITY to get PREGNANT after trying for at least ONE YEAR without using any BIRTH CONTROL".